Not content with the much publicised and abused orifices of females for sexual pleasure, the pornographers have eventually had to rethink their strategy for even more ‘holes’ in order to continue their eternal quest for harder, faster and even more bizarre pleasure cavities.
Here pictured leaked by one of my inside sources is their latest prototype that has yet to be unleashed snot free onto the pornified community. Yes, you have guessed it ~nostril sex~ not three but five holes to penetrate preferably simultaneously.The ‘leaked’ picture shows the latest up and coming Porno model namely Nora Nasal Devi~ator who is soon to star in their latest budget film entitled *Fuck My Nostrils But Leave my orbital cavities alone*
Larry Tinkle producer and director has stated that in preparation for the ‘real thing’ the girls will start with nasal dilators using Wee Willie Winkie sausages gradually progressing onto full sized chipolata sausages, where of course the desired dilatation and receptive stretch of the nostrils will have been achieved. There has also been talk of using specially designed Fleshlights, for this process so that men will never be without something to either sexually objectify or fuck. This will bring male entitlement to even dizzier heights than ever thought possible.
~Picture and concept courtesy of AoM~
Dammit Sparkle my own film was to be entitled “Fuck my Nostrils but leave my Ear Canals alone”. This is top secret insider info I’m sharing here – not even your spies know of this one.
My star is called Nancy9Holes – (she is unique as she is able to include not only ear canal and nostril wank holes, she can do eye-socket sex – she has removable glass eyes). So…9 Holes… Plus optional 2 Hands (but hands are not requested any longer – who wants a hand when you have all the other hole-options?)
My next project will be to launch a product to train ear canals to have the “receptive stretch”.
I think we could beat these pornomakers to it – “Fuck My Ear Canals but leave my Nostrils and Eye Sockets, Vagina, Anal Cavity, and clenched hand alone”. Surely I have left something out?
Talk about fucking your brains out!
And of course the beauty of nostril sex (ladies pay attention – this is a real bonus), is that when your nose appears to be running, you just pretend you have a cold. Ladies, get ready for the new wave of sexual thrills your man will be subtly hinting at needing (errrr….that’s “coercing”, in deviancy and exploitation-speak). No doubt, you will all learn to love it. Dontcha just love all this sexual freedom and liberation?
It is anticipated that there will soon be a demand for nostril-trainers, ear canal trainers, and glass eyes replacements – surgeons all over the world are waiting in eager anticipation at this newest body modification, requested in the name of having fun, and being a sexbot for your man’s every little dick-fix whim. Mwah!
Yes, there will soon be a whole new meaning for the term “nose job”.
Bwa ha ha! Nasal dilators-you know they would have those.