My star is called Nancy9Holes – (she is unique as she is able to include not only ear canal and nostril wank holes, she can do eye-socket sex – she has removable glass eyes). So…9 Holes… Plus optional 2 Hands (but hands are not requested any longer – who wants a hand when you have all the other hole-options?)

My next project will be to launch a product to train ear canals to have the “receptive stretch”.

I think we could beat these pornomakers to it – “Fuck My Ear Canals but leave my Nostrils and Eye Sockets, Vagina, Anal Cavity, and clenched hand alone”. Surely I have left something out?

Talk about fucking your brains out!

And of course the beauty of nostril sex (ladies pay attention – this is a real bonus), is that when your nose appears to be running, you just pretend you have a cold. Ladies, get ready for the new wave of sexual thrills your man will be subtly hinting at needing (errrr….that’s “coercing”, in deviancy and exploitation-speak). No doubt, you will all learn to love it. Dontcha just love all this sexual freedom and liberation?

It is anticipated that there will soon be a demand for nostril-trainers, ear canal trainers, and glass eyes replacements – surgeons all over the world are waiting in eager anticipation at this newest body modification, requested in the name of having fun, and being a sexbot for your man’s every little dick-fix whim. Mwah!